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wildkotetsu) wrote2013-04-02 01:07 am
wildkotetsu) wrote2013-04-02 01:07 am
17 • Tiny Journal • [Video/Action] (backdated to daytime, April 1st)
[Video]
[There is a whistling noise.
Like something falling.
It is very quickly followed by a grown man's unconventional Japanese-inspired sounds of Oh Shit. But then the journal hits the ground, springs open, and realizes exactly five seconds of a man about to hit the ground at insanely fast speeds. Lucky him, he woke up from his mallynapped... nap... just in the nick of time. No problem! There's a blue glow and he lands on his feet before staggering across a very thick field of plant life.]
Holy... that was close...
[Phew. He blinks down to the journal, and then realizes he's back.
Sure, almost just fell to his death, but he's back!! A smile drags across his face, relieved. The screen makes everything look pretty... normal... lots of sky. Lots of Kotetsu as he scoops up the journal. Must pretend to be a-ok, for his daughter's sake. She's probably already freaked out enough, thinking about how experiments might be. Or what they do there. Cells. All that scary stuff not made for children.]
Kaede!! Papa's back now; sorry if I scared you. I'm on my way home.
[HOPPIN' THROUGH DA FOREST, GLOWIN' ALL COOL.]
This forest really let itself go! I don't remember havin' to swim through so much of this...
[—are trees supposed to be that gigantic? And holy crap, is he wading through grass? He slows to a stop, blinking. His glow shuts down as he skids to a stop on an obscenely large tree log. Look at him. Look at how illogically... He rubs his chin, looks back to the journal.]
Are we in the middle of a shift? Everything's all huge and—
[THERE IS NO WARNING BEFORE A HAWK SWOOPS IN AND TAKES KOTETSU, JOURNAL AND ALL, IN ITS CLAWS
AND JUST
FLIES OFF WITH HIM IN ITS CLUTCHES]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH—!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!?!
[SO BEGINS AN ADVENTURE SOMEONE HELP ME
I AM CLINGING TO A BIRD OF PREY'S LEG
I HAVE NO POWERS REMAINING FOR AN HOUR
AT LEAST THEY SHRANK MY TINY WATCH WITH ME???
Anyone who doesn't get the... joy of seeing the message and talking to him during that mess, he'll be running to get back into town, avoiding animals. So if you see a 10 inch tall man in white kidnap pants, it's because the world hates him. Time to go home, no time to waste!!]
[Action]
[Okay. Let us not mention that happened ever again. Eventually, our hero gets out of the clutches of the evil hawk—but now he's in the clutches of... tininess. Can't do anything about it, either. So he spends some of his time in the kitchen of Seventh Heaven (because he will order Kaede to go to school SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT!! But either way, he'll get to stick around parkouring around with his wire. It's good exercise. Co-workers and lurkers, don't mind him.
... He may or may not be attempting to wash the counters with a large rag by running across it dojo-style.
Yosh!! Can't give up my occupation just because of a little height disadvantage!!
Please god, don't let this last long. He's too clumsy to be this short.]
((ooc: kotetsu is gonna be a very lil' dude until around the 13th/14th of April. Open to anything! Time a-ok to break with me. :|b))
[There is a whistling noise.
Like something falling.
It is very quickly followed by a grown man's unconventional Japanese-inspired sounds of Oh Shit. But then the journal hits the ground, springs open, and realizes exactly five seconds of a man about to hit the ground at insanely fast speeds. Lucky him, he woke up from his mallynapped... nap... just in the nick of time. No problem! There's a blue glow and he lands on his feet before staggering across a very thick field of plant life.]
Holy... that was close...
[Phew. He blinks down to the journal, and then realizes he's back.
Sure, almost just fell to his death, but he's back!! A smile drags across his face, relieved. The screen makes everything look pretty... normal... lots of sky. Lots of Kotetsu as he scoops up the journal. Must pretend to be a-ok, for his daughter's sake. She's probably already freaked out enough, thinking about how experiments might be. Or what they do there. Cells. All that scary stuff not made for children.]
Kaede!! Papa's back now; sorry if I scared you. I'm on my way home.
[HOPPIN' THROUGH DA FOREST, GLOWIN' ALL COOL.]
This forest really let itself go! I don't remember havin' to swim through so much of this...
[—are trees supposed to be that gigantic? And holy crap, is he wading through grass? He slows to a stop, blinking. His glow shuts down as he skids to a stop on an obscenely large tree log. Look at him. Look at how illogically... He rubs his chin, looks back to the journal.]
Are we in the middle of a shift? Everything's all huge and—
[THERE IS NO WARNING BEFORE A HAWK SWOOPS IN AND TAKES KOTETSU, JOURNAL AND ALL, IN ITS CLAWS
AND JUST
FLIES OFF WITH HIM IN ITS CLUTCHES]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH—!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!?!
[SO BEGINS AN ADVENTURE SOMEONE HELP ME
I AM CLINGING TO A BIRD OF PREY'S LEG
I HAVE NO POWERS REMAINING FOR AN HOUR
AT LEAST THEY SHRANK MY TINY WATCH WITH ME???
Anyone who doesn't get the... joy of seeing the message and talking to him during that mess, he'll be running to get back into town, avoiding animals. So if you see a 10 inch tall man in white kidnap pants, it's because the world hates him. Time to go home, no time to waste!!]
[Action]
[Okay. Let us not mention that happened ever again. Eventually, our hero gets out of the clutches of the evil hawk—but now he's in the clutches of... tininess. Can't do anything about it, either. So he spends some of his time in the kitchen of Seventh Heaven (because he will order Kaede to go to school SCHOOL IS IMPORTANT!! But either way, he'll get to stick around parkouring around with his wire. It's good exercise. Co-workers and lurkers, don't mind him.
... He may or may not be attempting to wash the counters with a large rag by running across it dojo-style.
Yosh!! Can't give up my occupation just because of a little height disadvantage!!
Please god, don't let this last long. He's too clumsy to be this short.]
((ooc: kotetsu is gonna be a very lil' dude until around the 13th/14th of April. Open to anything! Time a-ok to break with me. :|b))
voice;
Looks like you got a nice free trip. [ calmly.. ]
voice;
[... What makes you think that?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT]
This isn't nice at all!!
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Really? I guess the screaming didn't tip me off yet. [ But she.. means well.. in her own way. ]
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I don't have time for this!! I got more important things to worry about, like gettin' murdered by a bird!!
[STRUGGLE STRUGGLE
STRUGGLE!!!]
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Listen, you need to stay calm and think in a situation like this. For one thing, if you wiggle too much and it drops you, you'll fall to your death.
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That's--huff--true!!
So then don't get dropped! Easy enough plan!
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.. Maybe it's going to eat you though. You should watch out for that.
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[OH GOD NO]
Oi, I'd taste horrible!! If it doesn't drop me, it'll probably eat me?!
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Are you sure you can punch that thing in the nose when it's bigger than you? If anything, make it land somewhere near someone you know so they can help you out.
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1/2
there's a whistle of the wind
the wind of travel, where he's stuck high in the air without any hope of people]
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[ She's not serious, of course. But Ange's very, very good at making it sound like she is. ]
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