Kotetsu T. Kaburagi ○ Wild Tiger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wildkotetsu) wrote2013-02-13 07:45 pm
wildkotetsu) wrote2013-02-13 07:45 pm
15 • 100 Ways to Make a Single Father Fall for You • [Video/Action]
[Nope
nope nope
nope nope nope he remembers this--he remembers just what happens around here when Luceti has their lovey dovey spell things, or whatever the heck you wanna call it. Heck, he even called it his first year. It's why he's on the screen immediately with the realization of what time of the year it is, making a big X with his arms and hands.]
Oh no--noooo way! I already know what's gonna happen.
[... but... Kotetsu. People will love and laugh. No fighting! Just think of that, dude.]
I mean, it's good to get some love in your life... [NO STAND FIRM, YOU'RE ALL FOR FREEDOM] But no thanks, I'm not in any mood for the magical cupid stuff they pull on us. That kinda sucks all the fun outta' being in love! Do these malnosso guys have that much trouble finding it, they gotta use everyone else as guinea pigs? It's not like it's that hard to find; love just kinda comes naturally to you! Or it gets kidnapped by your rival and you gotta go save it from exploding warehouses... and punches you in the stomach....
... Okay, sometimes it doesn't always come naturally, but isn't some of the coolest parts seeing how it unfolds? Without the magic stuff involved.
[DASTARDLY MALNOSSO, MAKING THEM... LOVE EACH OTHER....
Okay, not the worst villain power, but. But still.]
... I guess--there's that saying... love conquers all? It's better than all of us suddenly hating each other's guts, huh? Right?
But then everyone's mad after it's over, so it doesn't really matter...
[Whelp, you know the drill—time to throw on the apron and help out around the Seventh Heaven. That's pretty much a norm now; how he ended up serving plates and not just cleaning dishes is... really beyond him. But he'll be around. Taking out trash, sweeping, serving, whatever the hell he's pointed to do. Hopefully the day will be... mostly uneventful? One could only hope.]
((ooc: despite the dorky title, kotetsu is free from any effects! until the hot spring log, anyway. but open for everything anyway!))
nope nope
nope nope nope he remembers this--he remembers just what happens around here when Luceti has their lovey dovey spell things, or whatever the heck you wanna call it. Heck, he even called it his first year. It's why he's on the screen immediately with the realization of what time of the year it is, making a big X with his arms and hands.]
Oh no--noooo way! I already know what's gonna happen.
[... but... Kotetsu. People will love and laugh. No fighting! Just think of that, dude.]
I mean, it's good to get some love in your life... [NO STAND FIRM, YOU'RE ALL FOR FREEDOM] But no thanks, I'm not in any mood for the magical cupid stuff they pull on us. That kinda sucks all the fun outta' being in love! Do these malnosso guys have that much trouble finding it, they gotta use everyone else as guinea pigs? It's not like it's that hard to find; love just kinda comes naturally to you! Or it gets kidnapped by your rival and you gotta go save it from exploding warehouses... and punches you in the stomach....
... Okay, sometimes it doesn't always come naturally, but isn't some of the coolest parts seeing how it unfolds? Without the magic stuff involved.
[DASTARDLY MALNOSSO, MAKING THEM... LOVE EACH OTHER....
Okay, not the worst villain power, but. But still.]
... I guess--there's that saying... love conquers all? It's better than all of us suddenly hating each other's guts, huh? Right?
But then everyone's mad after it's over, so it doesn't really matter...
[Whelp, you know the drill—time to throw on the apron and help out around the Seventh Heaven. That's pretty much a norm now; how he ended up serving plates and not just cleaning dishes is... really beyond him. But he'll be around. Taking out trash, sweeping, serving, whatever the hell he's pointed to do. Hopefully the day will be... mostly uneventful? One could only hope.]
((ooc: despite the dorky title, kotetsu is free from any effects! until the hot spring log, anyway. but open for everything anyway!))
[Action]
JUST GONNA KEEP BOPPIN' HIS FOOT ON YOUR HEAD]
Bite me, shithead! You're the one who started it!
[Action]
NO I WILL FIGHT BACK
I WILL FIGHT BACK]
You started it when you kicked me!
[Action]
[Action]
[and for great justice, he grabs Sanji's leg and flips up upside down WHAT NOW FUCKER]
[Action]
FLIP HIM OVER IF YOU WANT, HE'S STILL GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FACE.
B|]
KOTETSU--!
[Action]
GRABS OTHER FOOT
SHAKES LIKE UR A NASTY TOWEL]
Are you tryin' to knock my teeth out, bastard?!
[the customers are starting to wonder what the fuck that muffled yelling match is in the back
some of them are
probably
used to it and keep eating like it's nothing at all]
[Action]
CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY.]
This is no way to treat your boss!! [Yell whine flopping in the air like a dishrag because this is obv the most srs of fights.
The most srs.]
[Action]
[WHIP IT GOOD
NA NANA NAA NA NA NA NAAA
ah
my grip slipped :|]
[Action]
Hint: If they fall.
You're fired.
B|]
[Action]
[LUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGE
and then he LANDS ON SANJI and FACEPLANTS INTO THE CABINET--
but at least he catches the plates
at least he catches the plates]
[Action]
Oh but um it looks like the staff is kinda busy oh jeez. She squeaks and she ducks out after a mumbled apology. ;A;
Hopefully one of the waiters informs her that whatever she saw, it's quite normal, don't worry.]
[Action]
Still facedown, he very gently sets the plates on the floor.]
[Action]
And in gratitude, Sanji muffles from against the counter:]
You have five seconds before I light you on fire.
[Action]
... But he hath not moved, m'lord.]
Five seconds to what?
[Action]
[Action]
[Action]
You get thirty seconds, then.
[Action]
Ah—!!
Fine, fine, I'm going!!
[panic and run PANIC AND HURRY
THIS KITCHEN IS A PRISON]