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Kotetsu T. Kaburagi ○ Wild Tiger ([personal profile] wildkotetsu) wrote2012-07-03 11:58 pm

10 • World Records • [Action/Voice]

 [Kotetsu's had a really tough 8 weeks, but he's getting better. After all, he has a few nosy bros who don't leave him alone, especially at Seventh Heaven; he's passed the point of sleeping bad hours and he's at least getting some perspective on his life here--mainly, that as long as he can fight, he can find some ridiculous self-made repentance for 'that thing that happened' about two months ago. That thing we shan't bring up, unless we want a frown and a long moment to himself. He's been keeping up, at least. Even though he'd been frustrated that Bil had died--and at the fact that there was a death toll in general--he was relieved to be capable. He helped more than he'd ever helped before, he thinks, with Luceti as a whole.

It made things a little easier.

So he keeps himself active and busy with that in mind. He knows that if his powers fail him he needs to be prepared. He spends time each day at the battle dome to practice some simple hand-to-hand fighting, making sure he's not getting any duller, and working his muscles. Mostly replicating punching bags, simple things. He's not a flashy guy, and frankly, he's not a fan of holograms anyway. He's been trying to talk to the spirits, too. In fact, at one point he's gotten himself a few mean burns from the fire guy--y'know, he thinks... maybe the spirit doesn't like him. Or something. 

But by god, he keeps trying. And he might be slowly getting him to cooperate, though he's out to buy burn ointment regardless. B|


He also keeps up his work at Seventh Heaven, though... he's not quiiite sure how he ended up being an employee instead of a volunteer. Sometimes at night he creeps on over and does some busy work, when sleeping feels too difficult. Ah well. Might as well keep up some work, right?

One particular day, he happens upon an interesting book. Definitely not from his earth, but still. Cool.]


[Voice]

Oi, oi, did you see this world records book in the library? It's really cool! [Dated 2008, but whatever. He's super interested!] 

Let's see. The heaviest Blue-somethin' tuna fish caught was like... 1,500 pounds! I bet that fed a pretty big family! If you could keep it cold, I mean. I used to fish on the river, but I never caught anything bigger than my hand... 'World's stretchiest skin'... Maybe this guy's a NEXT. I know I met someone just like that at the Hero Academy.

[flippity page flip!! Wait, this one--] 

24 inch long
fingernails?? How the heck do you even eat...? Some people sure are strange...

S'kinda weird how most of these would be easy for Luceti, though, huh? Like this guy here, he can break 90 concrete blocks in 10 seconds. That's not too hard here, I think. I'm sure I could do it... Oi, or--!! This guy here, he threw someone 17 feet. [a laugh] I definitely know a lot of people who can beat that record!

[brb chillin in the seventh heaven like a kid in a library

THIS BOOK MAN

What a strange world. Some of this stuff is just bizarre, even for hero standards. Catch him aaaany time, any place. :|b]

concasse: (neutral↠ hit the road sonny)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nearly says "Take a breather when you're dead", but that might be hitting a little too close to home. For now, Sanji prefers handling Kotetsu with his own form of kid gloves, and it will be a few more months before that changes. That doesn't mean he won't glower and huff, however, jabbing at a stack of dirty dishes he just brought into the kitchen.]

Off your ass, shitty dishwasher. The book'll be waiting for you when you're finished.
concasse: (chopper↠ holy shit it lives)

[action] HAHAHAHA

[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[… What. No, Kotetsu. No. You can’t make that face at that book and then drop the argument like it’s no big deal. Sanji rescues it from the table, flipping through the pages in search of what Kotetsu was reading]

Oi, what’s got you spooked? [muttering to himself, eyeing page after page of less-than-impressive shit] It can’t be that ba—
concasse: (shock↠ say what now)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ The largest breast belongs to a woman who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)--]
concasse: (wut↠ bigger fools than saints)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-21 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
… Jeez. [Okay that’s excessive, even to him. How does she walk?! The poor lady…




Sanji might also be flipping with renewed interest, too.]
This book’s got some strange shit in it.
concasse: (meh↠ I'd rather be in a brothel)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-22 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing you need to worry about. [That said, he doesn't elbow Kotetsu away, and even positions the book in a way so the other can see it, too.]

And why would people make a shitty book about this stuff? Most of it's useless talents and--

[Oh god, here's one. Sanji points and reads out loud] "The fastest toilet is the "Bog Standard", a motorcycle and sidecar hidden under a bathroom set consisting of bathtub, sink, and laundry bin, which can travel to a speed of 68 kilometers per hour."
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (irritated↠ chibi says stfu)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-25 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
But there's no shitty point to it!
concasse: (eh↠ morning cig required for function)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-25 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no you don't. B| Sanji holds the book out of Kotetsu's range]

Oi oi, you've got dishes to wash!

[Back off, this book is his, now.]
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (wut↠ I just slept with cthulhu)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-07-26 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WILL HOLD YOU OFF WITH A FOOT IF HE HAS TO.]

Your page was stupid!