wildkotetsu | 6 • Kotetsu T. Kaburagi • [Action/Voice]

[The first sensation Kotetsu feels is pain: a headache, which is already pounding away at his temples; there's just darkness at the moment. He can feel that his eyes are closed, hearing an inhuman sigh--a lion?--and it's pretty weird because it sort of sounds like it's coming from himself. But that wouldn't make sense. It's a few minutes later that he feels his body twist and change, but he can't snap himself awake despite his mental efforts. When he finally cracks open his eyes, he's acutely aware something is really weird.

That is, he's laying on Barnaby's couch naked. With a collar hanging off his neck. With no memory of how he got there.

...

Oh my christ.

He leaps up in horror, throwing a blanket off him. For some reason, his balance is weird, because he feels like two legs just isn't enough; there's a crash as he collapses forward into the table, knocking his journal around--just a short, horrified sort of message is sent out in the process--]

What the hell--

Where are my cloth--

[Ooooouuurgh. He feels his stomach churn--must've been the food he last ate, not that he remembers, and he slaps a hand over his mouth, stumbling to his feet as he drags the blanket with him. In no time he's in the bathroom leaning over the toilet, retching the last remains of a particularly not!human meal. Just gonna... sit here for a second. Phewwwww.]

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[Okay. Once things are all sorted out and these hangover symptoms of his experiment are settled, he finally realizes he accidentally sent out a voice message over the journals. Can't let it be just that, since... you know, he didn't want to worry anyone with terror. So he composes himself, itching his hairline in embarrassment. He's finally remembering bit by bit of his tiger experiences. Huh. Weird.]

Naa, I guess I... uh, was pretty weird these last two weeks. If you ran into a tiger, thanks a lot for keeping me company!

I hope I didn't cause anyone too much... trouble...

[He's thinking of you specifically, Nami.

Aaand he groans, rubbing a hand across his face.]

I'm never eating meat again.

[Which is a total lie, but whatever. He'll be out and about if you want to meet him in person; the grocery store, to apologize for wrecking havoc on their deli while he's there, to the restaurant to get some real food in his stomach, and then maybe the orchard to make sure it's not... completely... ruined. :|]

[[ooc: replies will be delayed! Just wanted to get this up on the day it happens. :)b]

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Yeah? What you do, clean yourself with your tongue?

... That's getting a little personal, don't you think...

[LICKING MYSELF. NOT A HIGHLIGHT OF THE LAST FEW WEEKS.]

I'm just saying, I doubt your cleanliness if it was done by your tongue.

Oiiii, tigers are very clean creatures! They have tongues like sandpaper, didja' know that?

[I READ A BOOK IN THE LIBRARY.]

Edited 2012-01-25 05:27 (UTC)

Uh-huh. You're still cleaning yourself with spit.

Geez, you're awful sore about something as simple as a coat.

Hey! This coat is important to me!

AND YOU STOLE MOST OF MY MEAT FOR MY SANDWICH! [And what a glorious sandwich it would have been!]

[RRRRGH]

Fine, fine! I'll clean your coat!

[are you happy now B|]

Same house, right? I'll get it.

Well, actually, I'm wearing it now.

But if you wanted to bring some lunch meat by!

...

You're wearing the coat that supposed to be cleaned, huh?

[OH MY GOD ALL THAT BITCHING FOR NOTHING.]

Well, what else was I suppose to wear!

... A different coat?

But this coat is my favorite! It's practically my trade mark!

Well, I can appreciate a trademark.... but you should really have back-ups, y'know...

It wouldn't be one of a kind if I did that, now would it?

True... [Sheesh, you have to make everything all complicated.]

So when are you going to clean it for me?

[RGGGGH]

Maybe when you're not wearing it! Sheesh!

I could come over and take it off. I do wear clothes under my coat, I'll have you know. [Then he'll be in your nice warm place and could possibly steal some food while he's at it.]

Well then... I guess you can just bring it over then...

Hm, do you know how to clean a leather jacket? I don't want you to ruin it.

Oi, oi, don't count me out so quick! I've dealt with cleaning leather for a while, now.

Alright, alright. I'll be there in a bit then.

Yeah, yeah, I'll see you then.

[WTF did he get himself into. B|]

GREAT!

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