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[wildkotetsu]

Leo
• Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect. 
• Today is what life's all about. Go get 'em tiger! 
• Don't sleep, shriners want to eat you. 
• Quit your job. Who needs that crap? 

[Action / For Barnaby]

[Unfortunately, somebody didn't bother to look over their journal this morning, when he undresses half-asleep and steps into the shower. In the middle of washing the shampoo out of his hair, he notices a tickling feeling against his back, and when he turns—there's a spider the size of his entire head on the tile wall.

HOLY SHIT.

When he stumbles out  of the bathroom dragging a pair of pants back on he trips over his own ankle, faceplants, and looks up to find... more spiders. More and more spiders, all over the apartment—and they all in unison turn to stare at him with wide beady black eyes.]

...E-eheh...

[POR QUE?!?! 

Cue a huge racket in Community Housing 1, Floor 3, Room 14; lots of breaking noises and hissing and WOOOAHWOAH ACKs. By they time they've systematically defeated him and are dragging him helplessly with webs, he's punching in his PDA for Barnaby.]

Oi, Bunny!! [Webs... all over... getting dragged... SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS] Can you bring me some Raid?!

[Voice / Open To All]

What the hell! Giant spiders?! Really? [the sound of the journal crumpling as he looks SUPER CLOSE at it] What's with this, huh?! Don't tell me this is supposed to be one of those shift things, right?? Dammit, I wasn't looking forward to one of these...! What is that supposed to even mean?? 'Today is what life's all about'...? Ha! I'm sure.

... 'go get 'em tiger'. Malnosso, you're not very cute. Not at all...

[He blinks in the middle of his ramble, as if he just realized something. And sits for a moment, before a dreamy smile crosses his face.]



But y'know... It's not so bad. I mean, horoscopes are really helpful sometimes, aren't they? Those Malnosso, maybe they're just being considerate! Maaa, how nice of them.... [Headturn--] And the sun! So bright, even though we just had a ton of snow... Today really is a wonderful day, naa? And the trees are all so green and pretty! Oi, did you know green is one of my favoritest colors...?

Just... brings a nice smile to your face.

[Oh christ. You can find him being unnaturally happy and content, whether he's sitting near the fountain enjoying the scenery or he's sitting in the forest near the lake in a big winter coat... Aaaah. Yes, what a wonderful day indeed... One can find him like this on Friday or Saturday, being all content.

Though... On Sunday of the event? When he's just his normal ol' self for once? For some reason—cough, horoscope, cough—he hasn't been able to go to bed. He sluggishly drags himself out of bed, makes a ton of coffee, visits the restaurant, goes to the bar—he can only hope the booze will help to knock him out. Man, this sucks. He's going on two nights without sleeping, so if you notice he's a bit sluggish, that might be the conundrum. He's just lucky the shift isn't letting it effect his brain's health, man. `_`]

[[ooc: so much stuff :|;; Basically Friday is 'spiders + happy~~~', Saturday is 'happy day cont.', and Sunday is his sleeping problems day! Just lemme know what day it is via subject line or obviousness or whatever you want. He'll be around later in the week, too. So yeah! XD]]

Comments

Whoops, quick fix for timelines! Saturday by the fountain. it is.

[lostinmyway]

[Hey, hey. You know what else is green? This one right here. Even her name means "green." She's wandered away from helping with Pao-lin's mural, but before she wanders back, she should hang out a little with one of her new friends!]

Hello!

\o/

[wildkotetsu]

[Aaaaah, very green! He grins, throwing one lanky leg over the other. He's totally ready for life and love and happy warm thoughts, okay.]

Grune, right?? You're looking beautiful today! Especially the necklace; love it!

[lostinmyway]

Oh, thank you! [The one she's wearing today is actually a somewhat out-of-season seashell necklace, and she raises her hand to touch it briefly.] It's very nice, isn't it? Giles made it for me.

[wildkotetsu]

Giles? Mmm, he must be pretty creative! That's a really pretty design!

And it fits you well, too.

[lostinmyway]

Thank you--that's such a kind thing to say!

Your hat is very nice, too!

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

....define 'giant'.

[Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Baaaah, they weren't that big, really. Just a couple of cute spiders! 'Bout the size of my head, real friendly! [Sorry, Nami. You caught me at a bad time. Happy time.] But they're gone now, no worries! Aha.

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[...w-what---]

The size of your head.







Friendly.

[Voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Mmmhm! They probably just wanted to say hi. I kinda feel bad for getting the wrong idea—but ah, no time for that! Today is a great day, isn't it? Just look outside! It's so lively!

[Voice]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Ahah, yeah, real lively. [Sadly, not knowing Kotetsu all that well she has no reference for how he's supposed to act. SHE'S JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME YOU'RE AN AIRHEAD, 'KAY.] These friendly spiders of yours-- please tell me you've got them locked up somewhere.

[Voice | Friday]

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, there is no mistaking that particular voice. As far as Miyabi was concerned, there was only one like it. She stares into her journal, blinking, curious as to what in the gods' name Sanji has been smoking for him to sound this...pleasant. Zen, even.]

...Sanji?

[Voice | Friday]

[wildkotetsu]

[Geeeez, everyone ever knows Sanji, don't they.

He flops back in his couch.]

Another one! I'm not Sanji, though, honest; we just share real similar voices is all~!!

[Well, thanks to this event he sounds even more like Sanji, with all his floaty contentment.]

[Voice | Friday]

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[By the gods, the similarities between the voice is insane. Miyabi's has to convinced herself, repeatedly, that this really isn't Sanji. Or some...odd version of him. Looking into her journal helps, at the least. That man is most definitely not her older brother.]

Eh, I-I'm sorry, sir...I thought you were him. You two do sound, uhm...v-very similar. [Eerily so.] My name is Miyabi, or Miya if you prefer. I'm sorry for the confusion...

[Voice | Friday]

[wildkotetsu]

It's not a problem! I met Sanji, and he seems like a pretty nice guy, so I don't mind getting mixed up with 'em! [^_______^] Maaa, Miyabi! What a pretty name. You're Japanese?

[8D ME TOOOOO]

[Voice | Friday]

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[Oh, by the gods, the voice is so odd to hear when it's not Sanji on the other end, but...this man does seem very nice, if a little bit drunk. ...Maybe. At least he's a very nice drunk. She mumbles a quiet "Sanji-nii is a very nice person" under her breath before that compliment is heard, and she ducks her head in embarrassment.

--shfjvhd that's another person to tell her that her name is nice. I-It's really not that special...]

Mm, that's right...I'm from Nippon, sir. B-But my name's really not that special! [Elegance. It means elegance. And as far as she's concerned, she's not very elegant.] It doesn't really fit me very much at all.

Uhm...may I ask for your name?

LMAO UGH ACTION

[mindgooshed.livejournal.com]

[ .. honestly kotetsu you didn't even have to call him on your PDA because sriously

the racket you're making over there. seriously.

but don't worry because your bunny waifu is here to save you!! barnaby is already glowing bright blue by the time he KICKS THE DOOR IN (and by in, i really mean like, straight off of its hinges) and leaps into the room. the. web-covered. room....

what the fuck. ]

Kotetsu!?

PSHT just shut up and save my dumb ass

[wildkotetsu]

[HEY how's it going aibou, I'm just busy hanging upside down still soapy but at least pants properly in the middle of the room as a shitload of huge spiders scurry over to wrap me up more. THIS WOULD BE A PRETTY HORRIFYING WAY TO GO not gonna lie.

Why do these kinds of things happen to me oh my god—]

Oiiii, cut it out—!!

[As if telling bugs that really helps anything, but still. Can't turn to try. With Barnaby there? The horde turns in eerie unison as they had with Kotetsu.]

Bunny—!! Be careful!

[DID YOU BRING BUG SPRAY]

dumbass is right

[mindgooshed.livejournal.com]

[ it takes him a second to figure out just where your voice is coming from and .. jesus jucking christ oh my god what is going on..

but okay whatever barnaby doesn't really have time to think about this okay, he's only got give minutes and he has to use them wisely, considering the horde is onto him. when the first spider leaps, barnaby snaps out his leg and sends it careening like a soccer ball across the flat, where it hits the wall with an awful splat, then POW, roundhouse kicks three at a time, sending them spinning and breaking off several of their legs (which kind of lie there and twitch on the floor). ]

Don't worry, Kotetsu - hang in there!

[ l o l ]

1/2

[wildkotetsu]

[S-STRUGGLING OH GOD FANGS. Already lined with blue himself now, he throws his head forward and HEADBUTTS A SPIDER ACROSS THE FLOOR.

HAHAHA FUCK YOU SPIDER]

If you could just snap some of the web, I might be able to—

so so dumb

[wildkotetsu]

[aaand he stops struggling to give Bunny a look.]

Naaa, Hang in there? Really? Is that your best dramatic yell for this?

[mindgooshed.livejournal.com]

[ lmaolmao wait barnaby has to stop for a moment, because he totally didn't get what he was implying there, but he realizes it just as he's delivering a facesmashing kick to the teeth of yet another spider, knocking it back into several of its skittering brethren. it's like spider bowling.

aaand he's cracking the smallest of grins okay, mostly at your face and your misfortune, not so much at the unintended pun. ]

If you don't like it, I could just leave you here to fend for yourself.

[ man h is kicking so much spider ass rn these bitches ain't got nothin' on him. ]

[voice]

[menial]

Did your horoscope possibly predict that you would develop multiple personality disorder?

['And so, I suppose, would your other personality?']

[voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Eh? What're ya talking about?

[Seriously, I am so chill right now, IDK why you would think that. |Db]

I was just saying how nice it is today, is all!

[voice]

[menial]

...You were just talking about how crappy it was.

[voice]

[wildkotetsu]

Mmm? Don't be ridiculous! How can there be anything bad about today? It's so nice out! Perfect weather for a walk, or somethin'!