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Kotetsu T. Kaburagi ○ Wild Tiger ([personal profile] wildkotetsu) wrote2012-01-08 07:49 pm

5 • Wild Tiger • [Action]

[He wakes up groggily from the sedatives and decides it's entirely fine to try to walk with what's left of it in his system.

The first thing he doesn't notice is that instead of walking on two feet, he's staggering around on four; the reason being, he's just a silly old tiger, one with poor memory and very poor human skills, possibly because he has none whatsoever; the train of thought a human would have is lost on him—there are trees and he knows they are good for scratching claws on. There's snow on the ground from a night's snow a few days prior, and he's aware it's wet and cold.

He's also aware of something squeezing his wrist uncomfortably. He gnaws the shit out of his watch before he gives up and let's it stay on his kitty wrist, accompanying a extremely-stretched bracelet of beads.

And he's hungry. And still tired. Mmm... Sleep is good.

sleeping tiger, unhidden tiger

There might be a tiger finding a place to sleep around you; be it in your room—a window or an opened door, perhaps—in your bed, on your couch. There might be a wild jungle cat just sleeping it up. There might be one out on the path curled up snoozing. Or... for some people, he might recognize your house or apartment and sneak in to sleep in your abode or on your step.

Either way, there's a tiger with green wings hanging around.

Or.



You may wake up to find a strange sound in the morning... The sound of shuffling, of glasses breaking, of cupboards and fridges being broken. That is because this confused tiger, caught between its natural and unnatural side, can't for the life of him figure out how he works this thing or how he recognizes the shapes of certain objects. Like handles. Which he breaks pretty easily. He's a big-ass creature, you know.

Walking in may reveal wraps and plates and misc. things on the floor; he's possibly enjoying a nice uncooked chicken breast or ripping your cereal box to shit. In fact, he might just bust into the restaurant, grocery store, or any other place with food so that he can devour it.

Don't worry, though. He's a pretty friendly tiger, for the most part; as in, he won't try to eat you. Because as animal as he is, he hasn't forgotten what he is: that thing being that he's a dumb but relatively heroic fella. His hazy mind vaguely recalls this strange desire... Can't go beating people up and ripping out their innards, y'know.]


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[personal profile] literalwildtiger ]



mikangirl: (see what I have to put up with)

I'm running out of threads with you 8| /fixes this

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-01-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Nami's taking advantage of the lull between snowfalls to be out in the orchard today, checking the trees for damage and encouraging healthiness where she can by gentle application of filial magic. Her journal's open beside her to check for the return of certain missing mothers (8|) but otherwise today is a COMPLETELY UNEVENTFUL DAY.

...feel free to change that.]
flickerflash: (all I need is some popcorn)

See?

[personal profile] flickerflash 2012-01-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. My.

Covered in so much snow like that, you almost look like a log, Mr Tiger. Well, an orange stripey log, at any rate. Katie's going to stop when she sees him, crouching down by a tree just to watch for a moment; those green wings twitching a little. Headtilt. Study. Peeeer.

Yup. That's a tiger all right.

...a tiger that dreams of superheroes and little girls and ... and robot bunnies or something. She doesn't think those are regular tiger meals. Except maybe the fat one. 8|a

Awesome.]
literalwildtiger: (Belly-up;; idiot old-man-tiger)

hnnngh

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[She might notice a few scratches on her beautiful mikan trees... like something was sharpening its claws on them instinctively. Yep. Sorry about that.

And the sounds coming from the cottage? A lot of really muffled animal noises and clanking sounds. Guess who got their heads stuck tight in a bucket that had some sauce left in the bottom of it?

This guy, that's who. He's flopping around the floor trying to get the damn thing off.]
literalwildtiger: (Cuddle;; love this fuckin bucket)

YOOOOU

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[sniff. sniff.

Smells weird. He stirs and lifts his head blearily, still sort of floating around on tranquilizers, before he gives her a lazy tiger stare. And then he... just lays his head back down and huffs through his nose.

fuck man what did they DO TO MEEEEE]
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (GET AWAY FROM MY TREES)

1/3

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-01-09 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[MY TREES. GDIT I DON'T CARE IF THIS WAS MORO, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU VANDAL.]
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (huh what?)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-01-09 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course, the whole clunk-clank-bang sounds coming from her cottage are going to get her attention pretty damn fast. It's the guttural animal sounds beneath all that clanking that give her pause. What is that...?

A bear...? Or a big ...cat thing... god, she doesn't know. Um. But they're definitely coming from her cottage.]
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (unimpressed)

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[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-01-09 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[...her cottage. First her trees and now Bellemere's cottage, you big jerky animal thing. This is Nami slamming the door back with climatact in hand, because fuck you pal--]

I don't care how big your teeth are or if you're a friend of my captain's, you can get the hell--
mikangirl: DEFAULT DEFAULT (Er)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2012-01-09 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[...



...tiger with a bucket on its head.

o





kay. Please hold.]
flickerflash: (pff whatever)

MEEEEE

[personal profile] flickerflash 2012-01-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Katie would like to inform you, Mr Tiger, that she doesn't smell weird. B| How rude. She just tilts her head more at the stare, then purses her lips as he lays his head back down. That's a very tired tiger.

...she wonders if the tiger will protest if she creeps up and flops down in the snow next to it, huddling up against its big warm flank and brushing off some of that snow.

One way to find out.]
literalwildtiger: (Angry;; sort of. I think.)

1/2

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[YUP. Still thrashing--

still thrashing--

...]
literalwildtiger: (Cuddle;; love this fuckin bucket)

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[and he just flops over bonelessly

i cant even]
literalwildtiger: (Neutral;; Default)

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives nooooo fucks, young miss. He just wants to lay here until things resolve and his stomach makes him move. He just bristles a bit, blinks blearily at her again, breathes a breath of mist, and goes right back to relaxing when he realizes you haven't gone away yet.]
mindgooshed: (➢ Ouroboros!!1)

oh jfc

[personal profile] mindgooshed 2012-01-09 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ ugh WHAT IS THAT NOISE IN THE KITCHENS OUT THERE barnaby had planned on sleeping in a little today but apparently that isn't going to happen.

he comes tromping out of his apartment and into the kitchens, all disheveled and looking harassed. ]


Just what do you think you're--

[ holy shit that's a tiger ]
literalwildtiger: (Roar;; TEETH RIGHT HERE LOOK.)

1/2

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Can't see you too busy eating shit in the fridge. The one with the door torn off. Yep. Got some pick of wrapped meat and I am trying my best to unwrap it.

You know what, fuck unwrapping it.

WILD TIGER USED MAUL.

IT WAS EFFECTIVE.

bits of plastic is good for a balanced breakfast.]
literalwildtiger: (BLERGH;; ugh gross as shit)

shut up ilu

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[DSFKSDJF NEVERMIND THAT PLASTIC SHIT IS GROSS.

Oh well. He just keeps eating anyway WITH THE MOST DISSATISFIED CAT FACE EVER.]
mindgooshed: (➢ Sassy and sassier.)

quietly facepalms

[personal profile] mindgooshed 2012-01-09 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ .. wow.

this tiger is really dumb.

okay whatever barnaby is a hero he has hundred power he isn't afraid of some tiger. .... some tiger with .. familiar looking green wings. he's quickly recalling snatches of conversation, things he has researched in the library and on the journals, things about the kidnappings ..

but he's still on edge. barnaby steps closer, then slaps his hand down on the countertop to catch the beast's attention. ]
literalwildtiger: (Suspicious;; .... :|a hm.)

1/3

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The tiger turns and for a moment looks tense—

What is that noise.]
literalwildtiger: (Neutral;; hey sup sup)

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[curlies

boots

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

that is a familiar face-thing, right there.]


...........
literalwildtiger: (Dumbass Grin;; .... wow.)

don't be that way baby

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ BARNABY!!!

yes I really made this face

Can I rub up on your leg with my furry face?? Y/Y??]
mindgooshed: (➢ O-oh God.)

welcome back you ridiculous person you

[personal profile] mindgooshed 2012-01-09 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh jesus that face is kind of horrifying

barnaby stands his ground and frowns down at the tiger that's now trying to get all up in his biznizz. he thrusts out his hands to try to push away that big giant furry head. ]


Aah- please, stop-
literalwildtiger: (Default)

ngl i'm pleased to be back 1/2

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Fine, fine, he'll just shove his nose into your palm and give you a big wet sniff. Smells like a fruity guy. That sounds about right; my theory is totally supported by evidence that you are in fact someone I know.

After he confirms it in his weird brain he peers up eagerly at Barnaby and seems to be... searching for something distantly. Perhaps trying to piece together what he should be doing. There are things that you do, as the thing you are, and he should be doing them...

:|a Hrmm....]
literalwildtiger: (Content;; ooooh baby yes)

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[BAH, this is tough. He'll just settle for trying to rub your leg again.

YOU SMELL LIKE NATUUUUURE]
i_am_not_cute: (you did WHAT with the cat?!)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-01-09 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, guess who just tripped over your furry ass while she was rounding a corner in the middle of jogging around the village? Yup. Hope you enjoy a Dragon Kid literally stumbling upon you, tiger.]
literalwildtiger: (Roar;; TEETH RIGHT HERE LOOK.)

[personal profile] literalwildtiger 2012-01-09 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW RUDE.

He hops up and his hair bristles up and he's scanning the scene for what the hell just stumbling over his big stripey body; he doesn't see the thing's face yet, but there's something about it. :|a

He lets out a grumpy growl.]
mindgooshed: (➢ [ SUIT ] No you.)

[personal profile] mindgooshed 2012-01-09 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ barnaby doesn't react at first. he's not entirely sure of this, and he doesn't want to just assume that this is kotetsu, it's a stupid idea, he's probably just overthinking things in his desperation

but.. ]


.. Kotetsu?

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